milkymilko

Imagine this:
Instead of waiting in her tower, Rapunzel slices off her long, golden hair with a carving knife, and then uses it to climb down to freedom.
Just as she’s about to take the poison apple, Snow White sees the familiar wicked glow in the old lady’s eyes, and slashes the evil queen’s throat with a pair of sewing scissors.
Cinderella refuses everything but the glass slippers from her fairy godmother, crushes her stepmother’s windpipe under her heel, and the Prince falls madly in love with the mysterious girl who dons rags and blood-stained slippers.

Imagine this:
Persephone goes adventuring with weapons hidden under her dress.
Persephone climbs into the gaping chasm.
Or, Persephone uses her hands to carve a hole down to hell.
In none of these versions is Persephone’s body violated unless she asks Hades to hold her down with his horse-whips.
Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
In some of the stories, Hades never appears and Persephone rules the underworld with a crown of her own making.
In all of them, it is widely known that the name Persephone means Bringer of Destruction.

Imagine this:
Red Riding Hood marches from her grandmother’s house with a bloody wolf pelt.
Medusa rights the wrongs that have been done to her.
Eurydice breaks every muscle in her arms climbing out of the land of the dead.

Imagine this:
Girls are allowed to think dark thoughts, and be dark things.

Imagine this:
Instead of the dragon, it’s the princess with claws and fiery breath
who smashes her way from the confines of her castle
and swallows men whole.

'Reinventing Rescuing,' theappleppielifestyle. (via justawordshaker)

Give me all of them. 

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milkymilko

babyofrosemary:

paranormal-blacktivity:

ATTENTION PEOPLE WITH ONLINE FRIENDS AND/OR IN LDR’S

There’s this kick ass site called Synaptop. And it’s perrrrfect for a person like you! Wanna know why???

  • It’s not something you download (NO DOWNLOAD DID U HEAR ME???)  this is all on your browser so it doesn’t take up a shit ton of space
  • You can stream music/use the music they’ve already provided there to listen to with your friend and or lover (ohhh la la)
  • Video calling is a thing here
  • You can leave video messages (how cute tho)
  • THEY HAVE AN APP WHERE YOU CAN DRAW TOGETHER SO U CAN LIKE DRAW LITTLE PENISES ON THE SCREEN AND LAUGH ABOUT IT AND STUFF
  • You can stream and or watch movies together with the FULL, FREE movies that they have, or you can upload your own.
  • Plus you can share photos and presentations and yadda yadda

The site is here. I have date night with my boyfriend in PA here all the time and it’s amazing. Check it outttttt.

IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK DO YOU MEAN I CAN ACTUALLY WATCH MOVIES WITH MY FRIENDS ONLINE ?@$?#%?# IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE

hateweasel

ciaranmichaelis asked:

Senpai! 1. Yeah Sam should probably be on the Round Table. And 2. Opinion on Madoka Magica if any?

hateweasel answered:

1: Yeah. Daniel can have the other thing. He may be kind of stupid, but stupider people have had power before.

2: I have no opinion on it because I haven’t seen it and know nothing about it other than there’s creepy-ass cat-bunnies that are possibly satanic, magical girls, and lesbians(???)

It’s a good anime. I loved it personally, but yeah. Gotta watch out for those satanic-mob-boss-space-ferret-cats