kittenalois

stewberts:

bold what applies to you

Appearance:

  • i have blonde hair and green eyes
  • i have red hair and hazel eyes
  • i’m very tall
  • my hair is really curly (naturally)
  • i have brown hair and blue or green eyes
  • i have freckles
  • i have black hair and brown eyes
  • i have dimple/s
  • i wear contact lenses 
  • i tan easily
  • i have small eyelashes
  • i paint my nails

Clothes / Accessory / Make-up:

  • i hate wearing flip-flops
  • i don’t have converse
  • i wear foundation every day
  • i have stretch marks / tattoos
  • i love wearing head bands
  • i hate wearing mascara
  • i have at least one pair of vans
  • i hate sweaters
  • i love wearing high heels
  • i own brown eyeliner 
  • i love skirts/dresses
  • i own at least 3 pairs of jeans
  • i often wear scarfs
  • i never wear necklaces

Family / Country:

  • i’m the oldest child
  • i have an older brother
  • i’m from South America
  • i know how to swear in more than two languages
  • one (or more) of my parents is from another country
  • i have a younger sister
  • i have siblings that live in Asia
  • i’m an orphan
  • i have family that live in Australia
  • i know two or more languages

School / Job:

  • i’m in high school
  • i love history
  • i have/had a teacher that is great in explaining and actually teaching
  • i got fired
  • i know what i want to do in the future
  • i don’t do an extracurricular activity
  • i learn more than one language 
  • i love math
  • i already have a job
  • my grades are almost never excellent/very good
  • i want to go to college
  • i want to be professional athlete / writer / artist

I have:

  • broken a bone
  • ridden a motorcycle
  • a best friend
  • a favorite song
  • sung in the shower
  • punched / slapped somebody
  • told somebody they are pretty
  • my own room
  • a star crush
  • pets
  • kissed a boy/ a girl
  • online best friends
  • spent whole night without sleeping
  • girlfriend / boyfriend

I’m afraid of:

  • insects / snakes
  • people disliking me
  • somebody yelling at me
  • somebody finding out a secret about me
  • my favorite character dying 
  • stormy weather
  • death
  • having to talk in front of people
  • heights
  • pain
  • kissing somebody 
  • small rooms

I love:

  • sci-fi
  • sleeping until 12pm
  • fluffy blankets
  • animals
  • swimming / diving
  • watching movies
  • channing tatum
  • pizza
  • hot chocolate
  • running
  • baking / cooking
  • harry potter
  • cold showers
  • my hair
  • my wardrobe
purrdicament
hetastuck-and-karneval-fandom:

angel-of-devils:

erens-shotalevi:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

vriskakarkat:

theknightsoftimeandblood:

digitallyimpaired:

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!
If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.
You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one. 
If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.
and kill you.

oh shit
i didnt know hella jeff was real

hella jeff the killer

*Violently pushes you down the stairs where you crack your head and die*
Ḭ̮̼̪̞̭̙̥̗͚̫̮ͥ́ͯͫͭ̑͋͐ͯ̒̐͂̄ͤͥ̾̿̄͋ͅͅ ̜̲͙̫͇̞͙̠̜̗̗͈ͦͭ̽͛̈̒̋̈́͋ͦ̑̆̈́͂̌̆̚ͅW̜͈̠͓͚̳̟̻̲̺̳̺͎̻̪̭̋̈́ͭ̋̿̊͑͋ͥͥͬ̂ͅA̗̮̝̙̱̝̘̳̼͚͖͇̣̱͎̮ͪ̀́͒ͥ̅ͪ̇͐R̬̥̗̤̮̯̬̋ͮ̀͒̽̍́̇ͧͬ͑̈̌̉ͩ͊̐͋N̜̭̖͕͍͈̟̠̜̻͍ͤ̔͒͗̏ͬͫ͗ͪ͒̓E̗̰̘͖̟͍̦͍͈͕̝̪̲̱̙̾̇̅̋͑̉̽̅̂D̤̭̠̰͚̖̪̂̈̅͌̿ͭ͒̓̒ͯͦ͋ͧ͆̐̃͗̐̏ ̳̻̺͈̜̗̬̦̂͂ͩ͐͛̒͋ͯ͆ͣ͛Y͕͔͚̫̗̜̣͈̮̲̲̫̺̬̭͍̊̎ͨ̔̄̽Ö͖̦͚̥̝ͮ̿̽̋̌̆͌̓̀̚Ȕ̺̖̼̰͔̟̝̰̗̼̙͓͍̰͔̠̭̰̟̐̏̃ ̖͇̥̊ͣͧͤͦ͐̆ͤͅǍ͖̱̩̠̘͓̻͙̰̭̗ͮ̿ͤ̅̈ͣ̂͛ͯB͕̮̘̘̩͈̱̹͈̣̪̖̜̙̼̺̮̠͌͑̈́ͪ̽̂̏ͤ̈̋ͦ̒͐̌̀̚O̱̠̗̲̞͕̹̰̘ͤͣ͂̃͆̽̓̅̒̾ͫ̊͛ͩU̼̗̬̦̳̹͎̣̦͚̪̪͓̿̔̐̓͗ͫ̈́̓̆̉̐ͯ̋͂̚Ť̲͇̼̖̫̼̻̻̔ͨ̑͂̅́̄̾ͧͪͫ̈̄̌ͭ̀̒ ͓̺̻͉ͮ̄́͆ͯT͙̩͕̮̱̫͚̱̜̪̥̅ͯ̃͂̊́̍̆ͅͅͅH̺̟̲̜̲͈̗̖͙̪̲͔̠̦̲̦̍ͬ̊ͤͥ̄̈̏ͨͤ̓̑ͅE͈͍͎͈͔̙͈̖̻͎̝̟̮̟̫̥̯̒̈͗͌ ͎̜͔͎̪̩͇̻͔̲̩͚̾ͣͪͧ̈́ͮ̈̓ͨ͐̒̍Ś̥̣̹̤̗̩̟̳̳͖̗̦̘͆̓ͧ̂̈́̈́T̫͖̩̺̩̪͍͐̄͗ͤ̀̇̓̆̊ͮ̽̐̌̓ͅǍ̻͖̼̪̪̣̰̹̹̐ͥͪ̃̽̇Ḭ̟͖̠̰͖͇͈͇̺̟͈̮͒̂̒̏̎̈͂͂R̠̫̭͙͎̳̻ͥ̐ͯ̎ͧͧ͐͆̊͒͛ͮ̇S͙͓̩̦̓̅ͥ̈̉ͮ̐͒̍,̬͇̻̬͇̦̱ͨ͂ͮ̀̓̓ͥͧ̇͗̍̐̓ͩ̍͑͋̌ ̤̤̙̳̭̣͔͎̫͔͙͉͖̪̹̱̲̭ͣ̎͒͐̏ͣ́ͅB͕̹̦̦̟̫ͨ̈́̔̂ͭ̎́ͣ͌̊̿̌̉ͣR̯͉̠̱̜̖ͥ͑͐̍̓ͪO̪̪͖̩̳̳͈͇̓̏ͩ̈

I’m not taking chances

sweet no and hella death

"The only thing that will kill me is when I be sarcastic to the wrong person." - Wise Friend.

hetastuck-and-karneval-fandom:

angel-of-devils:

erens-shotalevi:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

vriskakarkat:

theknightsoftimeandblood:

digitallyimpaired:

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!

If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.

You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one. 

If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.

and kill you.

oh shit

i didnt know hella jeff was real

hella jeff the killer

*Violently pushes you down the stairs where you crack your head and die*

Ḭ̮̼̪̞̭̙̥̗͚̫̮ͥ́ͯͫͭ̑͋͐ͯ̒̐͂̄ͤͥ̾̿̄͋ͅͅ ̜̲͙̫͇̞͙̠̜̗̗͈ͦͭ̽͛̈̒̋̈́͋ͦ̑̆̈́͂̌̆̚ͅW̜͈̠͓͚̳̟̻̲̺̳̺͎̻̪̭̋̈́ͭ̋̿̊͑͋ͥͥͬ̂ͅA̗̮̝̙̱̝̘̳̼͚͖͇̣̱͎̮ͪ̀́͒ͥ̅ͪ̇͐R̬̥̗̤̮̯̬̋ͮ̀͒̽̍́̇ͧͬ͑̈̌̉ͩ͊̐͋N̜̭̖͕͍͈̟̠̜̻͍ͤ̔͒͗̏ͬͫ͗ͪ͒̓E̗̰̘͖̟͍̦͍͈͕̝̪̲̱̙̾̇̅̋͑̉̽̅̂D̤̭̠̰͚̖̪̂̈̅͌̿ͭ͒̓̒ͯͦ͋ͧ͆̐̃͗̐̏ ̳̻̺͈̜̗̬̦̂͂ͩ͐͛̒͋ͯ͆ͣ͛Y͕͔͚̫̗̜̣͈̮̲̲̫̺̬̭͍̊̎ͨ̔̄̽Ö͖̦͚̥̝ͮ̿̽̋̌̆͌̓̀̚Ȕ̺̖̼̰͔̟̝̰̗̼̙͓͍̰͔̠̭̰̟̐̏̃ ̖͇̥̊ͣͧͤͦ͐̆ͤͅǍ͖̱̩̠̘͓̻͙̰̭̗ͮ̿ͤ̅̈ͣ̂͛ͯB͕̮̘̘̩͈̱̹͈̣̪̖̜̙̼̺̮̠͌͑̈́ͪ̽̂̏ͤ̈̋ͦ̒͐̌̀̚O̱̠̗̲̞͕̹̰̘ͤͣ͂̃͆̽̓̅̒̾ͫ̊͛ͩU̼̗̬̦̳̹͎̣̦͚̪̪͓̿̔̐̓͗ͫ̈́̓̆̉̐ͯ̋͂̚Ť̲͇̼̖̫̼̻̻̔ͨ̑͂̅́̄̾ͧͪͫ̈̄̌ͭ̀̒ ͓̺̻͉ͮ̄́͆ͯT͙̩͕̮̱̫͚̱̜̪̥̅ͯ̃͂̊́̍̆ͅͅͅH̺̟̲̜̲͈̗̖͙̪̲͔̠̦̲̦̍ͬ̊ͤͥ̄̈̏ͨͤ̓̑ͅE͈͍͎͈͔̙͈̖̻͎̝̟̮̟̫̥̯̒̈͗͌ ͎̜͔͎̪̩͇̻͔̲̩͚̾ͣͪͧ̈́ͮ̈̓ͨ͐̒̍Ś̥̣̹̤̗̩̟̳̳͖̗̦̘͆̓ͧ̂̈́̈́T̫͖̩̺̩̪͍͐̄͗ͤ̀̇̓̆̊ͮ̽̐̌̓ͅǍ̻͖̼̪̪̣̰̹̹̐ͥͪ̃̽̇Ḭ̟͖̠̰͖͇͈͇̺̟͈̮͒̂̒̏̎̈͂͂R̠̫̭͙͎̳̻ͥ̐ͯ̎ͧͧ͐͆̊͒͛ͮ̇S͙͓̩̦̓̅ͥ̈̉ͮ̐͒̍,̬͇̻̬͇̦̱ͨ͂ͮ̀̓̓ͥͧ̇͗̍̐̓ͩ̍͑͋̌ ̤̤̙̳̭̣͔͎̫͔͙͉͖̪̹̱̲̭ͣ̎͒͐̏ͣ́ͅB͕̹̦̦̟̫ͨ̈́̔̂ͭ̎́ͣ͌̊̿̌̉ͣR̯͉̠̱̜̖ͥ͑͐̍̓ͪO̪̪͖̩̳̳͈͇̓̏ͩ̈

I’m not taking chances

sweet no and hella death

"The only thing that will kill me is when I be sarcastic to the wrong person." - Wise Friend.

johndavebooty

whatsupf-ckers:

grizzlykurtz:

witchesbitchesandbritches:

lifeundefeated:

Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

These are really beautiful images.

History Lesson: In America from about 1700-1920 there was a social rule that said that women did not have a sex drive. According to men, all women ever were asexual and only ever had sex because their husbands wanted it and as a good doting wife they would open up for him. That said, lesbians flourished in this time! Because it was believed that women did not have sex, when two women would share a house and finances together (called a Boston Marriage, look it up!) nobody thought anything of it. Because clearly they werent homosexuals since clearly women were incapable of being independently sexual. The more you know!

History Lesson 2: In the UK, lesbian acts have never been illegal. It is widely speculated that Queen Victoria refused to sign a law making lesbian acts illegal saying that “women do not do such things”, however this is false because at the time the Monarchy didn’t have the power to overrule Parliament. It is thought by some historians that Parliament did not want to put such laws on lesbianism as they didn’t want to draw attention to the fact that it existed in case women practised it. 

Up until 2001 there was no laws on lesbian sex, and the first one was making the age of consent for lesbians 16 years old.